I’m so ladylike.
bein cute
PARTYNEXTDOOR - West District

"Silly Nigga Might Lose his Life"

can’t put the way that I feel into words, the most accurate description would be constant elation.

afterthesmoke:

by kim sung jin

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

portraits-of-america:

     “My maiden name was Burger and his last name is Berger, so I went one letter from Burger to Berger. It gets better: His brother’s name is Bob and he was our best man. My dad’s name is also Bob, so we had two Bobs, Berger and Burger, at the wedding. Bob, his brother, was married to Linda. My name is also Linda, so we had two Linda Bergers. Everyone was confused.     “Then I go to the Secretary of State to change my name. ‘What’s your maiden name?’ Burger. ‘Now, what’s your married name?’ Berger. ‘No, no, we need your last name.’ I just gave it to you—Burger.”

Livonia, MI

taking shots before bed because it’s 4AM and I took a nap today that ran through my alarm

I always walk into his conversations when he’s talking about me. “It’s like getting a new car, you want everyone to know and see.” Fuck.

my perfect princes

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
i just
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I will sit on the toilet for HOURS after showering out of sheer laziness